Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot. (2x)

 

Your pain is for my pleasure sent

And also for my punishment.

 

Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot.

 

Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot. (2x)

 

Your pain is sharp and very strict

It makes me hard, it makes me drip

 

Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot. 

 

Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot. (2x)

 

You make me stand, you make me cry

You make me gasp: “oh my, oh my!”

 

Oh canning rod, oh canning rod,

You will hurt my ass a lot.